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Submit the slop

Found some nonsense? Hand it over.

Shit physics, confidently-wrong engineering, AI-generated drivel dressed up as insight — drop the link below. Each week (or whenever I get round to it) the worst of it goes on a leaderboard, you vote for the champion, and the winner earns its own short.

Everything is reviewed before it goes public. I go after the claim, not the person — keep it to public posts and accounts, not private individuals.

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Slop Forensics

The exhibits so far

The full breakdowns — slop, taken apart piece by piece.